"Three Mages form a PuG only to discover they share the ‘follow yonder star and drop off phat l00t’ quest."
your turn,,,
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"Three Mages form a PuG only to discover they share the ‘follow yonder star and drop off phat l00t’ quest."
your turn,,,
Ren Reynolds on Dec 08, 2006 in Funny | Permalink
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Mage one: buys his loot off the auction house (he buys RMT gold)
Mage two: pharms for his loot, thousands of Foobitzes die (the other two help)
Mage three: begs his loot off of his über guild
Posted by: grant | Dec 08, 2006 at 16:00
You realize you are spelling "Nativiy" right?
Posted by: | Dec 08, 2006 at 17:47
He spelled Nativity right. As right as you can spell anything in l33t. My l33tspeak and knowledge of WoW has gotten really rusty, so I'm not even going to try, but...
New guild! 60th level dwarf paladin leading. No humans. Must be master-level in production profession. Send tells to JollyManInRedSuit.
Posted by: Michael Chui | Dec 08, 2006 at 19:06
Nope, I got it wrong. There is no language in which I can actually spell. But back to the story,,,
Posted by: Ren Reynolds | Dec 08, 2006 at 19:10
Mage #1 finds a bicycle
Mage #2 finds a car
Mage #3 finds a scooter and blowing his hooter
They follow yonder star.
Posted by: Cael | Dec 08, 2006 at 19:16
Not to mention the end game (33 years later) which involves a nasty ganking and one hell of a rez.
Posted by: Douglas Thomas | Dec 08, 2006 at 22:50
As part of a GM event, two players strive to reach a waypoint location before the servers come down for a character inventory. One is distracted because she's rolling up a newbie toon during the trip.
Posted by: | Dec 09, 2006 at 00:02
Joy to the world, th' expansion's come.
Let WoW receive blood elves.
...wait...
Birth doesn't happen in MMORPGs...
Posted by: Michael Chui | Dec 09, 2006 at 01:51
Player "HRROD_teh_GRATE," having been twinked a 60th level Paladin with full gear camps in a noob zone and pwns all new players under the Level of 2.
Posted by: Andy Havens | Dec 09, 2006 at 09:43
maculate inconception
Posted by: Chen | Dec 09, 2006 at 10:53
>"Not to mention the end game (33 years later) which involves a nasty ganking and one hell of a rez."
Level 60 Shaman holding a meeting of the guild , when show up.
Posted by: Verilazic | Dec 09, 2006 at 15:06
Eh.. something about all the servers being down, so they have to set one up in a barn?
Ok, it was a try :)
Posted by: Thomas | Dec 10, 2006 at 12:21
Cure Blindness spell on the road to Damascus?
Posted by: Cael | Dec 11, 2006 at 03:23
If that's the way we are going:
After rezing lobie L4z4us, the l337 player character was inundated with tells seeking a heal.
Posted by: Ren Reynolds | Dec 11, 2006 at 04:38
Too bad the same player was then banned for exploited a bug that let him walk on water..
Posted by: Thomas | Dec 11, 2006 at 16:07
Level 60 Druid caught exploiting with 6 raindeer mounts and a lot of duped phat loot that he was distributing to lowbies.
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Corporation J-zus sold out for 30M isk by lieutenant J-das in 0 space. Founder wows to return.
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3 Mages quit the quest, since they have no healer, no tank, the quest is boring Fed-Ex trip, and the lewt is horrible.
Posted by: Raimondas | Dec 11, 2006 at 18:08
@ Thomas
There was also the loaves and fish exploit that allowed one Mage to feed a whole high level raid party.
Posted by: Ren Reynolds | Dec 11, 2006 at 18:13
If we're gonna skip to the end game instances...
The final expansion pack is released and all players are either stuck on level 66 and 2/3, or have their characters mysteriously ported to another server, minus all gear.
Posted by: Andy Havens | Dec 11, 2006 at 23:36
Andy Havens > The final expansion pack is released and all players are either stuck on level 66 and 2/3, or have their characters mysteriously ported to another server, minus all gear.
Hmm, if only someone would write a series of books and then create a virtual world based on that idea,,,,
Posted by: Ren Reynolds | Dec 12, 2006 at 04:19
After the aforementioned ganking, the player in question's guildmates blog extensively about the event in question and all events leading up to it and thereafter. This collective blog is widely read and interpreted and misenterpreted for years to come.
Posted by: John | Dec 12, 2006 at 09:47
John said: "After the aforementioned ganking, the player in question's guildmates blog extensively about the event in question and all events leading up to it and thereafter. This collective blog is widely read and interpreted and misenterpreted for years to come."
Nice. And...
Dan Brown writes a fictional book about hidden codes burried in the game that reveal various truths and lies about the game designers, publishers and major guilds. Many players take the book to be non-fiction and question their previous high-scores.
Posted by: Andy Havens | Dec 12, 2006 at 16:17
One evening, spontaneously, the LFG channel rings out with the cries of the other classes with repeated cries of "LF priest for XYZ and we gtg" ... it takes hours before anyone realizes that all of the priests across the whole realm got their long awaited server transfer requests answered and are now playing together on a new invite-only server.
Posted by: | Dec 12, 2006 at 18:51
Due to a bug, NPC announces to player M4rEe that she'll get a new alpha-class character for doing nothing but it must be male.
J053ph becomes a crafter in disappointment.
Posted by: Cael | Dec 12, 2006 at 19:15
St. Nick merrily headed his sleigh toward Maple St., wholly unaware of the stealthed rogues who had learned his pathing pattern via Thottbot.
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And the Lord God said unto his only son, "Go down and free the people from original sin. You will be waylaid on all sides by non believers and the misguided, but you must persist."
And his son, with love for mankind bursting in his heart, accepted this heavy burden. As he was leaving, the Lord God said, "Son, there is just one more thing . . . Make it a PvP server."
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Seasonal bumper sticker & T-shirt ideas, heretofore trademarked:
1) Jesus can ankh
2) Loaves and Fishes -- Gain 10 spirit when consumed
3) Judas was a Rogue
4) Rudolph bell: Summons a red-nosed reindeer. This is a very fast mount.
5) 60 Carpenter & Wife LFG, 45-min Bethlehem run
Posted by: Dmitri Williams | Dec 13, 2006 at 15:07
6) Peter was Mike Tyson.
I was going to say Barbarian, but the Tyson thing was harder to resist. That sword's got a lotta bite!
Posted by: Michael Chui | Dec 13, 2006 at 15:55
7) WWLJD? (What would Leeroy Jenkins do?)
Posted by: Dmitri Williams | Dec 13, 2006 at 16:24
a la' ProgressQuest.com
Name: Wise Man #1
Race: Camel Mage
Class: Robot-Monk
Inventory
myrhh elemental corpse 3
essence of frankensense 3
Quest
Fetch me a Manger
Deliver this Crap
Posted by: Bob Kelly | Dec 14, 2006 at 15:15
Dmitri: Jihad, anyone?
Posted by: Michael Chui | Dec 14, 2006 at 16:22
Jihad? You lost me.
Posted by: Dmitri Williams | Dec 14, 2006 at 16:56
It's not a Nativity scene, but here's a little piece of silliness I did a couple Easters ago with World of Warcraft.
I'm told a few folks at Blizzard enjoyed it enough to make it their desktop for the day. Goodness knows it was fun enough to make it - four years of Catholic high school will give one a pretty odd and borderline-blasphemous sense of humor.
Posted by: Fizzbang | Dec 18, 2006 at 14:59